sky mall

i'll be soon landing the seventh of eight flights in the last fourteen days and i'm again skimming through the bizarre sky mall magazine. i could order very funny stuff from those 200 pages, like:

• starwars popcorn machine,
• electronic card shuffler,
• digital wine cooler/warmer,
• hedgehog cheerful smile garden sculpture,
• alarm clock with bird chirping,
• "dog off" handheld unit that protects you again hostile dogs,
• automatic self-opening pet food tray,
• flea zapper comb which kills fleas instantly using a low electric charge,
• talking bottle opener,
• dual showerhead,
• touchless trash can, a completely foot- and hands-free waste-disposal system,
• all those crazy baseball and golf computerized tools,
• copyrighted "fishnets & heels" sculptural table (yuck),
• a lamp, life-size woman wih a shade instead of head (yuuuck),
• storage center which holds up to 53 batteries,
• full vga video in startrek-like glases.

i mean, some or even most of the stuff makes sense, like not touching the trash lid by hands, but still, i haven't seen anything like this in europe before...